Thursday, October 14, 2010

Today I tried my hand at red dead redemption. There's just something magnetic about riding a horse around a sandbox full of dust dragging a prostitute. I am unsure as to why this is. Moving forward, what the fuck is up with that horseshoe game. I tried that shit for three fucking hours, by the end I was so baked to deal with the stress I thought the controller was made entirely of latex. I chewed it for another hour. Sweet jesus, why did they have to place such an infuriating waste of time in a game that was originally created to waste time? So then I just invited my sister over and had her watch as I shot horses to vent my rage onto something else. While this worked, I was still off my face, and I kinda just lazed around watching cartoon network because the remote was too far away. Any comments on the game? Do you think I'm lazy? Do you think I care what you think? Comment, let me know.,

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  1. >There's just something magnetic about riding a horse around a sandbox full of dust dragging a prostitute

    I think I want to play this game

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  2. It's nice and addictive, and there are prostitutes, which are kind of like sloppy, shabby cake, and that's better than no cake. Or herpes.

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  3. I've never actually played it, but I am into westerns, perhaps I should give it a shot.

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  4. I watch infomercials on comedy central for this same reason

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  5. So this is like Grand theft auto, only during the Wild West era?

    Sounds like fun to me! :D

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