Today I tried my hand at red dead redemption. There's just something magnetic about riding a horse around a sandbox full of dust dragging a prostitute. I am unsure as to why this is. Moving forward, what the fuck is up with that horseshoe game. I tried that shit for three fucking hours, by the end I was so baked to deal with the stress I thought the controller was made entirely of latex. I chewed it for another hour. Sweet jesus, why did they have to place such an infuriating waste of time in a game that was originally created to waste time? So then I just invited my sister over and had her watch as I shot horses to vent my rage onto something else. While this worked, I was still off my face, and I kinda just lazed around watching cartoon network because the remote was too far away. Any comments on the game? Do you think I'm lazy? Do you think I care what you think? Comment, let me know.,

Telemarketers that cry

Well, I had a strange experience today. A man claiming to be from the Australian government keeps calling me and trying to get me to participate in a survey. This man has called on average of twice a day for a month, and I'm not very happy about it, so for the past three weeks or so I've been answering the phone in character. So, today he called again, and although I'm pretty sure I didn't, I think I may have convinced him that he had been badgering a branch of asio for the past month. He seemed quite distressed, and that's how I listened to a telemarketer cry for nearly ten minutes over the phone. Below is a representation of what my face looked like throughout.




On another note, if anyone has any ideas on what character I should assume if he or another telemarketer calls back, I will be more than happy to record the conversation and post it here. So, give me some ideas, I've already been through pirate, Russian, paedophile,  gay guy, hick, the mentally retarded and a guy with DiD.